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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Awesome

4 comments:

General Direction said...

I told you 2008 was gonna be fucked up....

2012-lotus seats will feed you with nanotech, genetically modified nutrients, while simultaneously relieving your bowels...in addition, the silicon based coating that will from now on line your intestines and anal cavity will contain liquid RFID...when you encounter an RFID sniffer, it will tell you all about your insides and what type of Monsanto nutritional lotus seat injections you should consider buying

what is even more amazing about the 2012 lotus seat is its uncanny ability to recycling your waste, in effect, yielding more nutrient solutions...this never-before-seen technology is sustainability to the max!

perpetuallyphil said...

wow, weird stuff

i wonder what all the celebrities in this advert are saying about the product?
"shitting never felt so refreshing!! its like a waterfall in my colon every morning!!"

jason_dozemay said...

toilet paper? nah. ill never poop on my hand again!

cheesepleas said...

i cant understand the language they speak, but this seems to me to be nothing more than a bidet. How is it gonna get all up in your bum if you don't relax and such? Just a bidet, i've seen one of these like 8 years ago. but when monsanto figures out how to take advantage of it and make cartridges for butt injections, they will...