Saturday, April 19, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Best Band/Drug Ever: Mozzarella Stick Factory
“Cheese heroin” is a blend of so-called black tar Mexican heroin and crushed over-the-counter medications that contain the antihistamine diphenhydramine, found in products such as Tylenol PM.
First of all, who’s on black tar heroin and thinks to himself, “I could really go for some extra-groggy heroin right about now.”
Secondly, why wouldn’t you just call it Heroin PM? Cheese heroin? Are you kidding me? I’m so glad that didn’t exist when I was a teen.
Drug Dealer: Hey kid, wanna buy some heroin for two dollars?
Teenage Me: Not really.
Drug Dealer: What if I told you it was cheese heroin?
Teenage Me: Ha! What is that? Like, cheese that gets you high?
Drug Dealer: Cheese that gets you super high.
Teenage Me: I’ll take ten, please. Thank you.
You know how kids get when they see balloons of cheese heroin.
Authorities hope to stop the fad before it spreads across the nation.
…Like delicious Philadelphia cream cheese.
…On a meth bagel.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Is Mokele-Mbembe Friends With Denver The Last Dinosaur
On the Trail of Mokele-Mbembe, the Last Living Dinosaur
For over 2 hundred years there have been reports of a living dinosaur in Africa. This creature, which the natives call "Mokele-Mbembe" is believed to be a sauropod type of dinosaur.
When some of the local people of the Likouala region would draw in the dirt or sand a representation of Mokele-mbembe they drew the shape of a dinosaur. Then when they were shown a picture of a sauropod dinosaur they said that picture is Mokele-mbembe.
If the forthcoming planned expedition to the Congo is successful in obtaining indisputable evidence for the current existence of dinosaurs, it would not be the first time that creatures which evolutionists believe to have died out millions of years ago have actually been found alive.
For over 2 hundred years there have been reports of a living dinosaur in Africa. This creature, which the natives call "Mokele-Mbembe" is believed to be a sauropod type of dinosaur.
When some of the local people of the Likouala region would draw in the dirt or sand a representation of Mokele-mbembe they drew the shape of a dinosaur. Then when they were shown a picture of a sauropod dinosaur they said that picture is Mokele-mbembe.
If the forthcoming planned expedition to the Congo is successful in obtaining indisputable evidence for the current existence of dinosaurs, it would not be the first time that creatures which evolutionists believe to have died out millions of years ago have actually been found alive.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
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